Advice Squad

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April 11, 2021  

Advice Squad #32 - 50 Shades Of Grey Edition

Your boyfriend's sense of humour is appalling? You consider moving in with a convicted sex offender? You are contemplating an office fling with a married co-worked? Oh boy we have advice for you.

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April 4, 2021  

Advice Squad #31 - Women Blaming Special

All your boyfriends cheat on you? Your parents don't agree to look after your child 24/7? You hate the fact that your husband is attractive and interesting? In this episode, we explain why the problem is you. 

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March 28, 2021  

Advice Squad #30 - Boyfriend’s Horrible Teeth and Girlfriend’s Terrible Dad

Your boyfriend has horrible teeth? Your girlfriend's parent has shady past? Your partner has a bad sense of humour? Thank God that you've stumbled across this episode. We will tell you what to do, and we will entertain you along the way. 

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March 21, 2021  

Advice Squad #29

Your relatives turned into conspiracy theorists? Your girlfriend lied to you about her job description? You want to marry a 6/10 person? You consider a joint OnlyFans account with your mom? In this episode, you will find all the answers you need to these questions. As ever, wise trio is on fire and solves your life and relationship problems left and right, including the problems you didn't know you have.

 

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March 14, 2021  

Advice Squad #28

This week, the Squad tackle some more of life's hard hitters: What do you do if your girlfriend left you on the side of a highway and expects things to go back to normal? Is your mother stealing cash out of your birthday card? And most has yourpartner been hanging out with their ex and covering it up? 

 

We answer all of this, and then some. 

 

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March 7, 2021  

Advice Squad #27

The trio tackle some of life's biggest questions this week on the pod, such as: Does anyone do anything out of the kindness of their heart, or do they just do it for the clout? Is it possible to find true love, Pretty Woman style? And most importantly, is a DIY gift of Origami roses a sweet gesture, or an opportunity for the gift giver to sit back, relax and create? 

 

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February 28, 2021  

Advice Squad #26

This week on the pod the Squad help an old man come to terms with the loss of his lockdown budgie, they drop some hard truths about ghosting culture and they even give advice to a man questioning his girlfriend's moral compass. Sean even manages to tell some good bad jokes. Kind of. 

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February 21, 2021  

Advice Squad #25

Vitaly, Dimitri and Sean tackle a trifecta of problems this week: from a friendless female in Poland, early onset dementia and a scorned woman looking to seek the ultimate revenge body.

Is your bodyfriend getting a little too cosy with the hot new bartender at his local? Are you really bad at sex, like one of our co-hosts? Listen to this week's episode to find out who!

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February 14, 2021  

Advice Squad #24

Unsolicited and completely un-asked for advice that will change your life if you follow it!

 

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February 9, 2021  

Advice Squad #23

YYYYYYYYYYYEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boi!!!

 

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January 31, 2021  

Advice Squad #22

Don't kill yourself, not yet anyway, we need you to listen and spead the disease for now...

 

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January 24, 2021  

Advice Squad #21

Top bombaclot! Raaaaassssclat!

 

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January 17, 2021  

Advice Squad #20

In Russia in the 90's... Vitaly was "touched".

 

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January 10, 2021  

Advice Squad #19

Fluffy bunnies and teddybears.

 

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January 2, 2021  

Advice Squad #18

Whatagwaaaaan!

 

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December 20, 2020  

Advice Squad #17

Catfishing, infedelity and hilarious riddles plus the answers to all the world's problems, what more could you ask for? 

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In this period of isolation where people are eager to seek virtual connections it's important to make people in the UK aware that about Catfishing. Of course people have many reasons for pretending to be someone else, whether it is self-esteem issues, afraid of intimacy, or even getting their own back on an ex!

🎥 MTV's Catfish UK is currently casting for the first season. They are looking for couples and friends who have never met in person or on video chat to take part. If you want to participate, please submit your application here: http://www.mtv.co.uk/catfish-the-tv-show/news/mtvs-catfish-uk-is-casting-now

💻 Also, give their Instagram page a follow and a like: https://www.instagram.com/mtv_catfish_uk_casting

✉ Any questions about casting, drop them an e-mail: catfishuk@viacomstudiosuk.com

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December 13, 2020  

Advice Squad #16

How dark is dark? Too dark...

 

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December 6, 2020  

Advice Squad #15

Witness the ascention to the throne of the Notorious JIB!  A moment none shall even forget!

 

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November 29, 2020  

Advice Squad #14

Advice you didn't know could or should exist.  

 

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November 26, 2020  

Advice Squad #13

Unlucky for some and almost legal, ep 13 is here! We on fire.

 

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November 22, 2020  

Advice Squad #12

Got problems? We solve em! 

 

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November 18, 2020  

Advice Squad #11

Can you smeeeellllll what The Rock isss coooking??? It's ASSSS!!

 

We back with more problems and one solution for them all.  One ring to rule them all!!

 

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November 8, 2020  

Advice Squad #10

We're finally into double digits, officially too old for V but he's chosen to continue with us due to his feelings getting the better of him.  

 

Not a single problem goes unsolved or unbelittled.

 

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November 1, 2020  

Advice Squad #9

Potatoes gonna potate, and advice squad gonna advise. More solutions you should work into your life to the problems you didn't know you had.

 

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October 20, 2020  

Advice Squad #8

The holy trinity of problem solving meet again and are ready to show you the way to salvation.

 

- Husband has changed beyond all recognition.

- I wooooow to protect you from ninjas and pirates.

- How can I say for sure that I wasn't a sexy child?

- I wish I had picked a better man.

- My wife does the diry with her hermano... kinky but wrong.

 

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October 12, 2020  

Advice Squad #7

Once we resolve your issues we'll move on to solving the pandemic but we work in order of date for submitted issues so it'll be a few decades before we have time to cure covid and cancer, for now enjoy us solving the below:

1 Wife has lovers name tattoed on her... he dead.

2 I like being bare arsed in public, how do I tell my new girl?

3 My bf tried to anal me when I was passed out drunk.

4 I've fallen for a fake person online.

5 I can hear my son having sex.

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October 2, 2020  

Advice Squad #6

Another week another slew of problems solved with our hands tied behind our backs: 

// Maybe got an older lady pregnant.... 
// I love my boyfriend but am afficted to swapping nudes online 
// Should I continue to see him or forget about him? 
// I want to be more sexually adventurous with my partner 
// Friends and family hate my boyfriend 

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September 28, 2020  

Advice Squad #5

The peeps are back! Sit back, relax and enjoy the finking being done for you:

 

1 Our mum had a secret life as a prostitute and porn star to provide for us kids. 

2 I want to go all the way with a woman but have only been with other men before. 

3 My boyfriend is a lad and is going on a lads holiday. 

4 My wiiiiiifeeee has debt of 10k but won't tell me where the money went. 

5 Should I be a snitch? 

6 I get anxious whenever my boyfrined does anything without me. 

 

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September 28, 2020  

Advice Squad #4

The peeps are back! On the rag and opinionating!

 

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September 28, 2020  

Advice Squad #3

The illustrious trio are solving the world's problems again:

 

1 Guy I did gay things with is getting married to a woman...

2 My vegan girlfriend wants me to get rid of my cat.

3 Is it ok to break up with someone because of fat shaming?

4 My penis is too small, shall I pay for a hoe?

5 Girlfriend doesn't understand video games.

6 My girlfriend has slept with 100 men, my number is only 10

7 Dad has sex with a friend, should I tell me mum?

 

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September 28, 2020  

Advice Squad #2

The men with all the solutions return to fix all of the world's problems! We are here to save you. Problems on the menu this week:

1. He likes rough sex but I don't

2. My wife's fetish is ruining our relationship

3. Sex has dried up since fella got fat

4. Frustrated by boyfriends compulsive eating

5. Terrible Christmas food

6. Should I remove my birthmark?

7. Boyfriend said that I was embarraing him when giving birth

 

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September 28, 2020  

Advise Squad #1

The illustrious trio are solving the world's problems and all far too easily! We will have to slow down at a point, but not yet! This weeks problems:

1. My wife is denying we are married - solved

2. I've recently discovered that my 16 y/o son is looking at pornography - solved

3. My boyfriend won't use his real voice - solved

4. I love my girlfriend but worry I will regret it if I don't explore my sexuality - solved

5. I like a deaf girl - solved

 

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