Advice Squad

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January 24, 2021  

Advice Squad #21

Top bombaclot! Raaaaassssclat!

 

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January 17, 2021  

Advice Squad #20

In Russia in the 90's... Vitaly was "touched".

 

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January 10, 2021  

Advice Squad #19

Fluffy bunnies and teddybears.

 

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January 2, 2021  

Advice Squad #18

Whatagwaaaaan!

December 20, 2020  

Advice Squad #17

Catfishing, infedelity and hilarious riddles plus the answers to all the world's problems, what more could you ask for? 

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In this period of isolation where people are eager to seek virtual connections it's important to make people in the UK aware that about Catfishing. Of course people have many reasons for pretending to be someone else, whether it is self-esteem issues, afraid of intimacy, or even getting their own back on an ex!

🎥 MTV's Catfish UK is currently casting for the first season. They are looking for couples and friends who have never met in person or on video chat to take part. If you want to participate, please submit your application here: http://www.mtv.co.uk/catfish-the-tv-show/news/mtvs-catfish-uk-is-casting-now

💻 Also, give their Instagram page a follow and a like: https://www.instagram.com/mtv_catfish_uk_casting

✉ Any questions about casting, drop them an e-mail: catfishuk@viacomstudiosuk.com

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December 13, 2020  

Advice Squad #16

How dark is dark? Too dark...

 

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December 6, 2020  

Advice Squad #15

Witness the ascention to the throne of the Notorious JIB!  A moment none shall even forget!

November 29, 2020  

Advice Squad #14

Advice you didn't know could or should exist.  

 

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November 26, 2020  

Advice Squad #13

Unlucky for some and almost legal, ep 13 is here! We on fire.

November 22, 2020  

Advice Squad #12

Got problems? We solve em! 

 

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November 18, 2020  

Advice Squad #11

Can you smeeeellllll what The Rock isss coooking??? It's ASSSS!!

 

We back with more problems and one solution for them all.  One ring to rule them all!!

November 8, 2020  

Advice Squad #10

We're finally into double digits, officially too old for V but he's chosen to continue with us due to his feelings getting the better of him.  

 

Not a single problem goes unsolved or unbelittled.

 

If you want your problems solved, send us an email: helpmeohwiseones@gmail.com

November 1, 2020  

Advice Squad #9

Potatoes gonna potate, and advice squad gonna advise. More solutions you should work into your life to the problems you didn't know you had.

 

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October 20, 2020  

Advice Squad #8

The holy trinity of problem solving meet again and are ready to show you the way to salvation.

 

- Husband has changed beyond all recognition.

- I wooooow to protect you from ninjas and pirates.

- How can I say for sure that I wasn't a sexy child?

- I wish I had picked a better man.

- My wife does the diry with her hermano... kinky but wrong.

 

If you want your problems solved, send us an email: helpmeohwiseones@gmail.com

October 12, 2020  

Advice Squad #7

Once we resolve your issues we'll move on to solving the pandemic but we work in order of date for submitted issues so it'll be a few decades before we have time to cure covid and cancer, for now enjoy us solving the below:

1 Wife has lovers name tattoed on her... he dead.

2 I like being bare arsed in public, how do I tell my new girl?

3 My bf tried to anal me when I was passed out drunk.

4 I've fallen for a fake person online.

5 I can hear my son having sex.

If you want your problems solved, send us an email: helpmeohwiseones@gmail.com

October 2, 2020  

Advice Squad #6

Another week another slew of problems solved with our hands tied behind our backs: 

// Maybe got an older lady pregnant.... 
// I love my boyfriend but am afficted to swapping nudes online 
// Should I continue to see him or forget about him? 
// I want to be more sexually adventurous with my partner 
// Friends and family hate my boyfriend 

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If you want your problems solved, send us an email: helpmeohwiseones@gmail.com

September 28, 2020  

Advice Squad #5

The peeps are back! Sit back, relax and enjoy the finking being done for you:

 

1 Our mum had a secret life as a prostitute and porn star to provide for us kids. 

2 I want to go all the way with a woman but have only been with other men before. 

3 My boyfriend is a lad and is going on a lads holiday. 

4 My wiiiiiifeeee has debt of 10k but won't tell me where the money went. 

5 Should I be a snitch? 

6 I get anxious whenever my boyfrined does anything without me. 

 

If you want your problems solved, send us an email: helpmeohwiseones@gmail.com

September 28, 2020  

Advice Squad #4

The peeps are back! On the rag and opinionating!

 

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September 28, 2020  

Advice Squad #3

The illustrious trio are solving the world's problems again:

 

1 Guy I did gay things with is getting married to a woman...

2 My vegan girlfriend wants me to get rid of my cat.

3 Is it ok to break up with someone because of fat shaming?

4 My penis is too small, shall I pay for a hoe?

5 Girlfriend doesn't understand video games.

6 My girlfriend has slept with 100 men, my number is only 10

7 Dad has sex with a friend, should I tell me mum?

 

If you want your problems solved, send us an email: helpmeohwiseones@gmail.com

September 28, 2020  

Advice Squad #2

The men with all the solutions return to fix all of the world's problems! We are here to save you. Problems on the menu this week:

1. He likes rough sex but I don't

2. My wife's fetish is ruining our relationship

3. Sex has dried up since fella got fat

4. Frustrated by boyfriends compulsive eating

5. Terrible Christmas food

6. Should I remove my birthmark?

7. Boyfriend said that I was embarraing him when giving birth

 

If you want your problems solved, send us an email: helpmeohwiseones@gmail.com

September 28, 2020  

Advise Squad #1

The illustrious trio are solving the world's problems and all far too easily! We will have to slow down at a point, but not yet! This weeks problems:

1. My wife is denying we are married - solved

2. I've recently discovered that my 16 y/o son is looking at pornography - solved

3. My boyfriend won't use his real voice - solved

4. I love my girlfriend but worry I will regret it if I don't explore my sexuality - solved

5. I like a deaf girl - solved

 

If you want your problems solved, send us an email: helpmeohwiseones@gmail.com

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