Once we resolve your issues we'll move on to solving the pandemic but we work in order of date for submitted issues so it'll be a few decades before we have time to cure covid and cancer, for now enjoy us solving the below:
1 Wife has lovers name tattoed on her... he dead.
2 I like being bare arsed in public, how do I tell my new girl?
3 My bf tried to anal me when I was passed out drunk.
4 I've fallen for a fake person online.
5 I can hear my son having sex.
If you want your problem solved, submit it to email@example.com (or just use the form at www.advicesquadpod.com if you want to remain anonymous)